don't hurt don't lie don't breathe don't try don't find me don't find me don't find me
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
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today these kids were talking and being really rude during a test so I finally fulfilled my dream of telling them off by yelling “I AM FAILING THIS CLASS AND YOU DILDOS AREN’T HELPING MY SITUATION, LET ME TAKE MY TEST” and it went dead silent for like two seconds and one person snickered and the teacher said “don’t you dare laugh, she’s absolutely right”
I’ve never had a school official back me up after calling someone a dildo.
Why do I not have one of these? My life would be forever made!
this would solve my straps right in between my boobs thing oh gosh yes please
The bag with a a strap around the hips and thigh is GORGEOUS!!! ♥_♥
The thigh straps not only helps it not slide around, they also make it hard for someone to snatch & run. It’s got my vote.
Something like this would be perfect for scout activities! Someone make a cheap one cos i’ve not got enough for all the fancy ones out there.
- Avengers (that includes any of the individual characters movies)
- Star Trek
- Star Wars
- And pretty much anything that’s action or targeted to guys
A guy friend of mine today said it was weird that my friend had all the X-Men movies because she was a girl. Needless to say we almost threw him out of the car. So I would like to prove to him that just because we have vagina’s that doesn’t impair us from enjoying an action film.
Women of tumblr please back me up.
The dog’s name is Rex. We’re at the park and he is running around. He suddenly faceplants for no reason. I yell out “REX” and somewhere on the other side of the park, I hear “SHEPARD!”
Best day ever!